Dyson DC35 Handheld Vacuum-Red

by wootbot

Evolve Or Else

The Singularity approaches! Soon we shall be cyborgs, all! Get a nice handheld vacuum and you can practice for the day your hands become techno-tools.

The day was promised. The day is here. Soon we'll be winking through our glasses to access biometrics on strangers at the bus stop and wiggling our fingers to trigger telephone calls in our tiny cochlear implants. We shall become creatures of flesh and steel that communicate at the speed of light, nay, beyond light! And yet, we'll still have to vacuum up dust and pet hair. Just goes to show, no matter how much things change, they still stay the same.

That's why it's good for someone like you to have a Dyson DC35 Handheld Vacuum now, before the transhuman era begins. It's small and easy to carry, and you can recharge it three times faster than other vacuums. It'll suck down dirt the way the past will be sucked down in the face of the juggernaut of technology we are going to become. And it's going to happen, people. THE SINGULARITY CANNOT BE DENIED.

Don't take a chance on being Johnny Walkman-Hands or Suzie Calculator-Toes. Get a Dyson DC35 Handheld Vacuum and your new cyborg body can do something useful. Because, even in the future, there's still going to be dust. Or should we call it... nanites?