Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum - 2 Colors

by wootbot

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I DON'T CARE HOW LOUD IT IS! I'M NOT STOPPING UNTIL THIS TACO BELL IS CLEAN!

WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? "DISTURBING THE OTHER CUSTOMERS"? WELL THE FILTH ON THESE FLOORS IS DISTURBING ME! SO I'M NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL MY CORDLESS DYSON DC35 HAS BROUGHT THIS PLACE UP TO THE IMPECCABLE STANDARDS TACO BELL DEMANDS OF ITS FRANCHISEES!

THEIR PATENTED ROOT CYCLONE TECHNOLOGY ENSURES THAT I WON'T LOSE SUCTION POWER AS I VACUUM! AND THE DC35 ONLY WEIGHS 4.85 POUNDS SO I WON'T GET TIRED DURING THE 15 MINUTES THE CHARGE LASTS! GOOD THING TOO BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME ALL 15 OF THOSE MINUTES TO GET THIS DINING ROOM LOOKING HALFWAY INHABITABLE!

WHAT? OF COURSE I'M NOT GOING TO ORDER ANYTHING! NOT IN THIS PIGSTY! I'LL GO TO THE TACO BELL OVER ON DORCHESTER ROAD WHERE THEY MAINTAIN THE HIGH CALIBER OF SERVICE AND CLEANLINESS ASSOCIATED WORLDWIDE WITH TACO BELL!

BUT HEY IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DYSON DC35 WHY DON'T YOU JUST UNPLUG IT? HA HA YOU CAN'T!