This DC35 is cordless. But we bet if you could see its photos from back in high school...
Hey, DC35! What's that?
"That? That's my... oh no. Oh, NO! MY HIGH SCHOOL YEARBOOK! Don'topenitdon'topenitdon'topenit!"
Too late! AW YEAH! THERE YOU ARE!
"This is so embarrassing."
What is that, a salmon t-shirt? With a cobalt blue tie? Ha ha ha ha! And look at those pants!
"Hey, look, everybody's fashion looks stupid years later. I was a kid! Today I'm a responsible vacuum weighing 4.85 pounds, able to move freely about the room thanks to my lack of cord."
Yeah? Guess you got all your rebellion out back in high school, huh? Or did you forget... THIS PHOTO???
"I was experimenting! I was young!"
Look at that thing! It's almost as long as your 26.1" long-reach wand! It's even braided!
"You just wait until I find your yearbook, pal. You just WAIT."