Dyson DC41 Upright Ball Vacuum

by wootbot

Worst Case Scenario

I'm sorry, Ms. Steinem. I just thought it was a nice vacuum. I meant nothing by it.

Hey, woah, calm down okay? You're going to ruin this nice festive holiday gathering. I don't see what the big deal is. I thought you'd appreciate a refurbished Purple Dyson DC41 is all. What's with all the anger? No, I didn't buy it "because you're a woman." I bought it because it's a good vacuum cleaner with Root Cyclone technology, Ball technology to make steering it easier, and a .55 gallon bin. I figured you'd appreciate it for all the cleaning you do.

Woah woah woah! I'm not saying you have cleaning to do because you're a woman, I'm just saying you probably clean your living space and could appreciate a tool to make it easier! No, not because you're an inherently weaker gender. When did I even imply that? Jeez, you know what? I'm not even going to get you a gift next year.

Oh come on, now that makes me evil?!