Your pets hide up on shelves and under couches and behind the TV and they assume you'll never be able to reach them. Ha HA!
See that cat on the tippy-top of that bookshelf? Look at those cat eyes. So smug. See that chihuahua underneath the sofa, eating a dog biscuit? Look at that arrogant chihuahua grin. It thinks the crumbs will be there forever. See that bird throwing seed into the harpsichord? Oh, it knows. It knows exactly what it's doing.
But soon, you'll be pulling out this Dyson DC44 Animal Vacuum. Soon, you'll be sweeping up high and down low. Their animal habitat will again become a clean and civilized place where a human being can live. Will they be furious? Possibly. But let's face it: they're animals. It's not like they can call a Congressperson or anything.
Breathe easy with less dander, pollen, dust and/or crumbs thanks to the HEPA filter. With this Dyson, all you'll have to worry about is the weird honking noise coming from the living roo- oh, no, kitty! Not on the carpet!