Dyson V8 Animal or Ball Multi Floor Vac

by wootbot

Small enough to carry around the house. Big enough that you won't forget where you set it. Mostly.

Unlike your keys (still in the door) and your glasses (on top of your head), it's not easy to misplace a Dyson. But if you somehow have and are currently searching for it, here is a helpful list of places to look:

- On top of your car

- Between your couch cushions

- Under your pillow waiting for the computer fairy

- Inside a Cadbury's Creme Egg hidden inside the mouth of a stuffed gorilla

- Between the lining and shell of your coat accessed by the hole in your pocket

- Folded up in a Swiss Army knife

- In the belly of a shark

- Inside a canopic jar

- Baked inside a cake for your cousin in prison

- In the heart of every child