Ecomposter with Spider Base

by Wootbot

After The Adventure

Hey, is that… ohhh, it is! It’s Nelmond! Nelmond the Elf! How’s it goin’, pal! Man, it’s been… six months, right? Wow, how time flies.

Yeah, I didn’t expect to see you riding into my kingdom at all! No, no, nothing much, just cleaning up the place. I feel like I have to do my share of the heavy lifting too, part of being a people’s king, right? Plus, it’s been pretty peaceful here ever since we defeated ol’ Evil Eye. Hey, since you’re here, I’ve been meaning to make it down to see the little guys again, figured maybe in the fall we could all have ourselves a little camping trip. Like the old days, right? I was going to send an enchanted owl to let you know but… aw, hey, but I’m being rude! How have you been, old friend? Oh, here on business? What? He’s BACK? HERE? BEHIND ME???

Oh, wow, ha ha. Phew, you got me there, Nelmond. I’ll tell you, that’s not a freaky disembodied astral form of an unstoppable god-like wizard, that’s my Ecomposter with Spider Base! Yeah, picked that up after clearing out the mess in the forest. Hey, did you know that food and garden waste can turn into compost in about four weeks? Yeah, and you know what else? Talking trees love the stuff. Yeah, it’s like some kinda drug to them. Throw in some potato peelings, maybe a little cinnamon, they’ll be dropping fruit left and right. Really helps us rebuild the post-war economy. Especially since we melted all the gold down to make those magic swords. Yeah, but they sure look sweet over the mantle, don’t they?

Well, sure I know it looks like a giant eye! It took long enough to put together, after all. But it holds 71 gallons of compost, so I think it was all worthwhile. Better for the environment, better for me, better for the pig monsters… yeah, they’re still around. C’mon, man, don’t start that “elf man’s burden” thing again. I mean, really? We’re friends and all, but, seriously, not cool. Okay, okay, hey, I’m sorry too. You came here because you thought a friend was in trouble, and I’m really happy for that. So, tell you what, why don’t we leave this Ecomposter with Spider Base to do its job in peace, and you and me, old friend, can head back to the castle for a great dinner.

You still like half rations, right? Ha, no, I’m just kidding you, it’s fruit again. We can’t eat steak until the priests are done exorcising the cows. Yeah, long story there. I’ll tell you over dinner.

 

Warranty: 1 Year Systems Trading

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