Econo-Heat Wall Heater

by wootbot

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No, you're not seeing things. Out of our desperate attempt to be rich love for giving you options, we've added a little something extra for today. Come on in and check it out!

"Hey man I heard you can get that heat man I need some bad."

I don't know what you're talking about.

"Aw c'mon man I'm cool just looking to do a little business I'm cool"

What kind of business?

"Just a little bit of that hot stuff man just enough to get me through the weekend man c'mon I can't stop shivering you gotta help me out man."

OK. If you got the cash, I got a convection.

"Man what I got the cash but what you mean convection don't you mean connection."

I mean convection. The Econo Heat Wall Heater. Circulates an efficient draught of heated air between the wall and the heater. You'll think you died and went to Heaven.

"Aw man that sounds so good man here's the money man just give it to me man I'll take it please man."

Here you go. Just one question: why don't you just buy it from the Internet? Or a store?

"I used to be into drugs man I miss the whole high-tension back-alley transaction aspect of it man."