Time for summer junking.
Until you can get a standing ovation with a basic guitar like this, you don't deserve an effects pedal. And that's the truth.
Spring cleaning is over. Now it's time for summer cluttering. Never heard of it? It's simple: you just buy a bunch of stuff to scatter around your home! Maybe you say "But Woot, I don't have any space that needs cluttering." How about the top of your fridge? Or your pristine home office? Imagine how great it would be with more stuff all over the place!