Get Out The Way, Here Comes A Woot-Off
When your children say "Oh! The 22" Emerson means there must be a larger television that's the Emerparent!" you should laugh politely. And then, you should buy a second television, so that your children don't worry the Emerson and Emerparent will be separated. It's really the only thing you can do to help their development.
Gather ‘round the Woot trough, y’all! It’s time again to gorge yourself on our monthly smorgasbord of deals on gadgets, appliances, and just plain ol’ junk you really should think twice about buying, but won’t.
So stretch your cheapness muscles, grease up your F5 key, fill up an IV bag with coffee, and get to complaining about the latest “Worst Woot-Off Ever”. It wouldn’t be a Woot-Off if you didn’t.