Something to distract you in between GTA missions
What a man does in the privacy of his own bathroom is his business and his business alone. So if you want to sit in there for two hours watching the game, you're entitled to it. But don't expect our curiosity not to be piqued when you suddenly start applauding and shout, "That's how we do it, boys!"
Judging by the latest sales numbers, approximately every person in the world is playing GTA V right now. And that made us think "Hey, what if we made that much money?" So we spent an afternoon trying to develop an enormously popular sandbox shooter, but got tired and put together this Woot-Off instead. Happy shopping!