Everglide S-500 Professional Headphones

by Wootbot

When romance is in the air…when love is on the menu…when you’re close to that special someone, and you want to get closer…Everglide S-500 personal lubricant will help you touch that special place deep inside. Gentle and fragrant, only Everglide -

Wrong copy, Ted.

Oh, what the…this again?

Sorry. You’re reading the wrong copy.

How so, o wise master?

We’re selling the Everglide S-500 Professional Headphones, not Everglide personal lubricant.

Listen, son. There are only two things I know about in life: voice-overs and personal lubricants. Everglide has given me some great times over the years, so if you don’t mind, I’ll just go ahead and do the job I’m here to do. Is that OK with you, your majesty?

I’ll have somebody bring the right copy to you in the booth, there. It should be about how they’re designed for comfort and extended wear, and they have a great frequency response for gaming or music, and they come with a microphone.

I’ve got the right copy already, you numskull! The day I take orders from some audio engineer is the day I hang up my microphone! If you think I’m just going to sit here while you sabotage my career-

Ted, Ted, we’re all working together here. As soon as we find the right copy, we’ll -

Try looking in your BLEEP BLEEP, you BLEEP-eating son of a BLEEP! And while you’re up there, grab your BLEEP and shove it in your BLEEP! Did that come through loud and clear, you BLEEP BLEEP of a BLEEP?

Sounded a little clipped, Ted. You know what, let’s take ten while we work on that microphone.

Yeah, let’s do that, you dirty little BLEEP. And go BLEEP yourself while you’re at it.

Warranty: 1 Year Everglide


  • Ultra-Light Membrane for instantaneous audio response
  • Designed For Comfort And Extended Wear
  • Optimum noise isolation
  • Over-sized circumaural leather muffs to reduce ambient noise
  • Protective carrying bag included
  • Great for gaming or music

Technical Specifications:

  • Frequency Response: 20Hz – 20,000Hz
  • Transducer: Dynamic
  • Nominal Impedence: 16 ohm
  • Max Sound Pressure (SPL): 102dB
  • Max Power Rating: 100mW
  • 3.5mm stereo plug for headphones
  • Headphone cable length: 3.1m
  • Weight: 360g
In the Box:
  • Everglide S-500 Headphones
  • Microphone
  • Storage Bag