If you need more proof that Americans were once a more serious and self-respecting people, look no further than this collection of vintage police lineup photos. These natty sharps never would've been caught dead in a soiled wifebeater, or a gigantic puffy Chicago Bulls coat, or a pair of oversized pants hanging halfway down their thighs. I'm glad I didn't have to live through the Depression - but at least that era's bad men looked like men and not hyperthyroidal first-graders.
