Cy-burrr! These prices are so LOW!
Do you want a monitor with a fancy name? Or do you want a monitor that does the job? We can't make that decision for you, sir or madame. The only person who can make that decision... is you.
Take a break from typing sweet nothings into a chat room and take advantage of these low Cyber Monday prices! It's almost like you're cybering with our inventory… but wait, no, sorry. Forget we said that. That's terrible. Oh jeez, we feel really, really bad!