Cy-burrr! These prices are so LOW!
Oh, Famous Maker! Protect my starship as we travel into that nebula! Also, ensure I get a good deal on a flatscreen monitor that we Hope Pleases you fully! That's right, Famous Maker! Hear our Pleas! Are we being too subtle here, Famous Maker? Hey, Pick up!
Take a break from typing sweet nothings into a chat room and take advantage of these low Cyber Monday prices! It's almost like you're cybering with our inventory… but wait, no, sorry. Forget we said that. That's terrible. Oh jeez, we feel really, really bad!