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Klaus scratched at his week-old beard and eyed a cockroach scuttling among the heaps of laundry and food garbage on his floor. What does it matter Klaus thought to himself if I kill this cockroach? For one (or more!) shall take its place tomorrow.
Why pick up my garbage? I will only accumulate more. He pressed the power button on his aged IBM laptop and heard the fan laboriously whirr into gear. Windows Vista slowly, slowly, slowly loaded as his thick-rimmed eyes watched the screen.
Klaus logged onto Woot, posted his daily comment decrying the content of the Woot poll, and noticed the daily deal: A Famous Maker Dual-Core Desktop. What does it matter?--Klaus's inner cynic scoffed, but, against his direct will, his mouse hovered over "I Want One." He clicked. He breathed.
Klaus stood up and opened the curtains, flooding the filthy tenement with light and sending the cockroaches scurrying. It would feel good to pick up Klaus thought.