The End (of Retail Price) is Nigh!
Shortbread and Margaritas? Everything else is just gravy. Well, not LITERALLY gravy, we're just using a figure of speech. Once again, no gravy is included.
If you believe a certain contorted interpretation of Mayan mythology, the world is going to end this December 21. Our Armagedd-Off 2012 Woot-Off will not only prep you for the big day - it'll keep you occupied hunting for special "trading cards" in some sales. What? You got something better to do with your last days?