First Alert 8CH/8Cam DVR Security System

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• woot

by wootbot 4 months ago

Guarded

Haven't you always wanted to be a Big Brother?

• This Product Grants Its Owner: Piece of mind through constant surveillance.
• If This is Buried in a Field, What Grows in its Place: A securitree
• Rejected Names for this Product Include: The Allseer, Stalky, Sauron
• The One Feature We Wish This Thing Had: Sentry turret. Duh.
• Don't Use This: to set up an elaborate camera system for some kind of voyeuristic website.