Wax On, Woot-Off
Look, if you're reading this, we know you've already got a computer. So you're sooooo close to a new career as a DJ! If Girl Talk can do it, so can you.
We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)