FootJoy M:Project Spikeless Golf Shoes

by wootbot

Sorry Spike

Today M stands for Mother everywhere across the land! Except for these golf shoes here. They're Men's sizes only.

Donald. Here's one for you. Jackie. Here's one for you. Peter. Here's one for you. WHOA NOT SO FAST SPIKE

Spike, we've been meaning to talk to you about- oh, Carl, good, here's your pair of FootJoy M:Project Spikeless Golf Shoes, enjoy. -about your performance lately. You see, Spike, we're starting to feel that- Yes, James, good job out there, here's your pair of FootJoy M:Project Spikeless Golf Shoes, enjoy the full underfoot comfort.  -you're really not living up to your full potential. It's just reached the point that we've got no choice but- Terry, my man! Hey check out the full rounded toe on your pair of FootJoy M:Project Spikeless Golf Shoes! Isn't that great! Here you go. -to go spikeless for the forseeable future.

But don't worry, Spike. We've found this L.T.D. outsole offers turf gripping power that- Here you are, Roberto, with my compliments. -is easily the equal of anything ANY Spike would offer. Even you.

So, Spike, we're going to need you to clear out your office before close of business today. Nothing personal, you understand. Ah, Johnannes! How's the German office doing? Bien, ya? Oh, that's Spanish, isn't it? Sorry. Please, take your FootJoy M:Project Spikeless Golf Shoes with my compliments.

Oh, are you still here, Spike? What didn't you understand?