From The Desk Of The Office Manager: Hobbesian Dystopia

by skemmis

Heads up: I will be out of the office from Monday June 11th thru Friday June 15th. I'm visiting my sister who has DIABETES.

If you have any issues during that time email Dan Schmardjin: dschmardj@thompsoncorperationinc.com. Please:

DO NOT LET THE OFFICE SPIRAL INTO AN ANARCHIC DYSTOPIA WHILE I AM GONE, PEOPLE.

Here are some "tips":

Thanks for reading this. I'll send extremely frequent, detailed updates on my sister's DIABETES throughout the trip.

?-Katherine Tull-Potts, BA


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