Garmin nüvi 4.3" GPS with Lifetime Maps

by wootbot

Start With The Vowels

The Garmin nüvi can help you get away when you really need it. Like, literally.

Hear Ye, Hear Ye! Today we stand before the Town Square to carry out our traditional sentencing! Bring forth the accused -

BOOOOOOOO

- and his hangman!

YAAAAAAAAY

Accused, you stand, well, accused, I guess, of stealing a Garmin nüvi! How do you plead?

"I plead not guilty!"

Very well. Put him on the little hook thing!

"Ooof!"

Now, then, you know the rules! The citizens will shout out letters and we'll tap areas on the body of the accused! If we tap all his body parts before they guess all the letters, the accused goes free! But if the citizens guess all the letters first... the accused is found guilty. Ready? Let's begin!

I CHOOSE A G!

G is there!

"Gulp."

I CHOOSE AN N!

Very good! There's two Ns up there!

I CHOOSE A V!

A V, you say? It's there!

I CHOOSE AN R!

I CHOOSE AN M!

I CHOOSE AN I!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! Okay, let's see what's up there. Looks like the board says "G-A-R-M-I-N N-space-V-I". Okay, who wants to finish this guy off?

I CHOOSE A U!

Um... no. That's a leg tap.

"Really?"

I CHOOSE, UM, A K?

Nope, no K. That's another leg tap. Come on, people, think a little, okay?

I CHOOSE A Z!

No, Pierre, there's no Z. There's never a Z. Torso tap. Come on, people, think! Think European!

I CHOOSE A P!

No, that's not what I-

I CHOOSE AN N!

There already was an N! That's two arm taps now! Look at yourselves, he's almost free! This town prides itself on being the center of the Hangman Championship world, and you can't even convict a Garmin nüvi thief? Come on! Just say the letter and close it out!

I CHOOSE A SCHWA!

A schwa? A schwa? It's an umlaut, you idiot! Haven't you ever bought a heavy metal record? Oh, go on, head tap, let him down.

"Cheers, mate!"

Yeah, whatever. Here's your Garmin nüvi. Word of advice, try to find your way out of town before sundown. That's when the Sudoku Gangs come out, and they're not as easy to puzzle out as we are.