GE 1.2 cu. ft. Double Grill Microwave With Rotisserie

by Wootbot

Would your life dramatically improve if you had a few more cubic feet of space in the kitchen? Isn’t it time to stop cooking with potentially explosive gas, and start heating our meals by bombarding them with radiation waves? Doesn’t food just taste better when it’s been roasted on a spit? If you answered “yes” to all of these questions, stay away from us. You sound like some kind of weirdo. But hey – freaks and straights alike will benefit from replacing their old stoves with the frying, fricaseeing functional food-fixing features of the GE 1.2 cu. ft. Double Grill Microwave with Rotisserie.

Is it a microwave? It might just be more microwave than you can handle, with 1000 watts of cooking power. Is it a rotisserie? Just ask the many chickens, pork loins, and squirrels that have met a delicious end on its spinning spit. Is it the most convenient way to cook this side of Superman’s heat vision? No – it’s even more convenient, because it doesn’t have to fly around rescuing lady reporters and turning coal into diamonds. Oh, and because it offers 36 pre-programmed settings and eight one-touch buttons, for everything from popping corn to boiling water to defrosting game hens. Hey, try putting a live cockroach inside and setting the timer for five minutes – either it’ll die or it’ll emerge with new and fantastic powers, in a chilling glimpse of what kind of creatures might rule the world after a nuclear war.

Anyway, back to the GE Double Grill Microwave! It grills! It browns! It broils! It looks pretty good for a microwave! The door opens and everything! Unless a kid is trying to open it, in which case said kid will be thwarted by the child lock! Somebody stop us before we strain a muscle under the weight of all this hyperbole! Just buy this thing already – we’re running out of exclamation points!

Warranty: 180 days

Features:

  • Upper and lower heating element can be used separately or together to grill, brown or broil foods
  • Removable rotisserie spit revolves 360 degrees for even cooking
  • 1.2 cu. ft. capacity lets you to cook a full meal at one time, rather than in shifts
  • One-touch controls offer cooking and reheating with the press of a button
  • Auto and time defrost automatically defrosts for a specified length of time
  • Double-grill technology with rotisserie browns food evenly on both sides
  • 1,000 watts of microwave power
  • Eight convenience buttons: defrost, timer, power, options, reheat, popcorn, beverage, express
  • Three time-cook buttons: brown, grill or microwave
  • 36 pre-programmed settings to help cook your favorite foods
  • Timed and auto defrost
  • Adjustable power levels
  • Clock and Timer
  • Removable turntables revolve 360 degrees: one glass and one metal turntable
  • Black metal tray makes grilling and rotisserie cooking neater and more effective
  • Child lock prevents unsupervised use for safety
  • Innovative stainless steel design and easy-to-use dials
  • Dimensions: 22.0 x 17.5 x 13.5
  • Weight: 41 pounds