Woot-Libs: A [half-drunk on cough syrup] Woot-Off!
You didn't get that iPhone just to hide it in some opaque case, am I right?
Remember that game you played as a kid (that we're not able to name directly for trademark reasons) where you'd fill in the blanks with nouns and adjectives and stuff? For this Woot-Off we're asking you, our loyal denizens, to help us write a bunch of upcoming writeups in a similar fashion. Play along here!