There's no shame in asking for assistance when you need it.
Oh, Keith. So tough, so taciturn, so stubbornly self-reliant. Won't you ever realize it's OK to admit that sometimes, even you need a helping hand?
I know you think a "real man" opens his knife on his own, Keith. But the Gerber Assisted Open F.A.S.T. Knife says otherwise. This is one knife that knows there's no shame in an assisted opening. Indeed, the faster you can open your knife, the better you can cut through ropes, hack away obstacles, protect your family - all the man things men do with their manly knives.
And make no mistake, the Gerber Assisted Open F.A.S.T. Knife knife is all man. Just look at that partially serrated blade - does that look like the blade of a wimp to you? It's so sharp, Keith, that it might just cut through that shell around you.