Take One With Internet
Suffering from not knowing who sang that one song or a need to watch baby animal videos? Take a Google Nexus 10 Tablet.
We can't cure everything that ails you. In fact, we can't cure most things that ail you. But if you're suffering from "really wanting a tablet badly," that's something we can help with!
Prescription: Google Nexus 10
Dosage: One Tablet
Ingredients: 2560X1600 display, over 4 million pixels, A15 processor, and MIMO Wi-Fi.
Directions: Touch screen.
Possible Side Effects: Quick and easy access to email, games, websites, maps, music, movies, and other things you're used to doing on a computer. Confusing any elderly person around you when you're talking about a jelly bean. Making cavemen jealous that their tablet was a chunk of stone. Becoming entirely reliant on your tablet and shunning away all other objects and people including your friends and family because they are vastly inferior. Colder lap than when using a laptop.
So, there you go. If you're looking for a tablet to fulfill your desire to have a tablet, curing your lack of tablet and replacing your tablet void with a tablet to do tablet activities on, this most certainly is a tablet.