Gorilla 16,800 mAh Battery Pack w/LED Screen

by wootbot

Abominably Convenient

For your gadgets, your depleted gadgets, the Li-ion charges tonight.

If there was an animal who could keep your gadgets charged, you'd want it to combine the toughness and intelligence of a gorilla with the power and agility of a lion. But as awesome as it sounds, this ligonilla wouldn't be as awesome as it sounds.

For one thing, it'd be an abomination of nature, a hubristic loogie hocked at the very face of God. For another, imagine the smell. And keeping it fed? Forget about it. Between the bananas and the fresh antelope meat, you'd go bankrupt.

Neither aroma, nor bankruptcy, nor bio-ethics can stop the Gorilla Gadgets Uhuru! Portable Li-ion Battery Pack. It can feed a whole menagerie of phones, tablets, and other mobile species with 16,800 mAh of nourishing current. And if you really want to see a ligonilla, we can draw you one. You provide the notebook paper.