Back In The Snow Days
Bah! You kids don't know how lucky you have it, throwing snow with your Greenworks 12-Amp 20-Inch Corded Snow Thrower.
Back in my day, we didn't get a fancy machine to throw our snow. We had to throw it ourselves. We'd wake up, see snow on the ground, and we wouldn't be celebrating. No! You know why? Because first thing we knew, we'd be outside clearing the sidewalks WITH OUR BARE HANDS.
That was the only way to clear snow back then, and you know what? We had a driveway a mile long! And it went uphill both ways! By the time you got finished with one side of the driveway, enough snow would've fallen that you had to clear it all over again.
We didn't even have snow shovels, and here you are with your snow throwing do-dad that can clear a 20-inch path and clear up to 850 pounds of snow per minute. Do you even know what a snow shovel is, kid? I'm guessing you don't! Lazying it up all day with your tv and those virtual games. We sure didn't have virtual games. The only game we had when we came inside was CLEAN THE DISHES.