Pilot Here, Pilot There
Just in time for summer-replacement season!
Ah, summertime, when those predictably good TV shows you enjoy take a break in favor of the exciting possibilities of summer replacements! Will they be awful or extremely awful? One thing is certain: if this Hisense 1080p 46" LED HDTV can't make them watchable, nothing can!
Wasting My Talent, 8 p.m. Fridays, CW: Will Arnett stars as a gifted comic actor who can't stop himself from inexplicably taking unsuitable roles in terrible sitcoms.
Crime Lawyers on Fire, 9 p.m. Sundays, CBS: A team of young prosecutors struggle with the system - and their own idealism - as they fight for justice. Also everyone is on fire the whole time.
Bet On Your Grandparents, 7 p.m. Saturdays, ABC: Contestants wager on whether their grandparents will be able to perform simple tasks such as pour a cup of coffee, send an email, or turn down an offer to appear on an exploitative TV show.
Isolatia, 10 p.m. Tuesdays, C-SPAN: Seven strangers fight for survival in a remote, hostile landscape in this dark, enigmatic re-telling of the Gilligan's Island mythos.