FACT: Eagles are awesome. ANOTHER FACT: This shirt is awesome.
HERE ARE MORE EAGLE FACTS:
FACT: Eagles are really big. They're probably not the biggest birds, but they are totally bigger than lots of other birds.
FACT: One eagle can eat an entire large pizza, but it takes a little while because they pick off all the pepperoni first.
FACT: Eagles learn to fly by watching the fighter jets in Top Gun.
FACT: Eagles are occasionally bewildered by mean comments from other eagles.
FACT: The power from a single flap of an eagle wing is enough to power a small windmill for an impressive amount of time.