The elevator is a weird environment. Learn HOW TO BEHAVE ON AN ELEVATOR and make it less weird. Or more weird. I dunno.
1. get on the elevator
2. no not on the elevator, get down here
3. ok you can either look straight ahead at the doors or upward
4. what did I just say
5. why are you looking down
6. oh my god there are snakes in here
7. ok don't panic
8. pull the emergency stop
9. oh I see, it's covered in snakes
10. ok we can panic now
11. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
12. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
13. HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN
14. NNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
15. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
16. well this is my floor bye