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HOW TO EAT AN ORANGE

by John Osebold

Boy those oranges sure do look good. If only you knew HOW TO EAT AN ORANGE​. But you don't, so......I guess......starve to death.

1. get 3 oranges

2. ok before we eat them you have to juggle

3. c'mon do it

4. c'mon that's why we got 3 of them

5. DO IT

6.

7. oh man you're a terrible juggler

8. ok so we begin with the peeling

9. ugh gross no I don't want to see your skin peeling

10. whoa that's a lot of dead skin

11. alright put your clothes back on

12. so this orange...where did it go

13. uh

14. oh wait it's right under your foot NO DON'T STEP—

15. aw crap

16. well

17. do you have any paper towels

18. thanks

19. hang on this is a shirt

20. wait this is my shirt

21. how did you get my shirt off without me knowing

22. ok creepy I'm leaving now

23. enjoy your other 2 oranges

24. no I won't help you find them