Who on the internet doesn't like cats? Put your hand down, Carl. HOW TO PET A CAT.
1. locate cat
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3. this could take a while
4. ok there's one
5. put your hand out
6. this one's not going for it
7. let's wait for another cat
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9. ok this one's friendly
10. now, lightly scratch the head
11. oh ho ho yeah, this one loves it
12. now BIG pet along the back
13. purring like a motor!
14. so just don't pet it the opposite direction
15. OH MY GOD
16. I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT
17. HOLY CRAP YOUR FACE
18. I'M CALLING 9-1-1
19. AAAH IT BIT ME
20. IT'S GOT MY PHONE
21. IT......IT ATE MY PHONE
22. YOU DEMON FROM HELL, HOW DARE—OH NO IT'S GOT A CROSSBOW
23. RUN! SAVE YOURSELF, RUN! R—
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