HP 17.3" Quad-Core i7 Laptop

by wootbot

Way Up

Can you top this laptop?

Hello friends, family, and countryman,

My hands are freezing cold right now, so I'll keep this brief. I am sending you this email from the tip-top Mount Rainier, the highest mountain in the continental United States, to prove that my HP Pavilion is toppest laptop that exists in all the land.

Now, you're probably thinking - "Is there a Wifi signal on top of Mount Ranier?" Surprisingly, yes! Maybe there's a coffee shop up here that I don't see.

More importantly, the HP's handling the elements like a champ: the Intel Core i7-3610QM quad-core processor is processing, the 17.3" HD+ BrightView LED-backlit display is displaying, the 8GB DDR3 memory is remembering, it's all chugging along. Or so I imagine. Honestly, it's so windy up here that I'm typing this with my eyes closed.

Anyway, it's a long walk home, so I'm going to wrap this up now, but before I do, I'd like to say, once again, that this is undeniable proof that my laptop tops yours. You will not get it higher than this. Unless you take a flight, I guess.

Crap! Looks like I got a trip to book!

Best wishes,
Melvin Verlander