HP Quad-Core Desktop w/ 2TB HD

by wootbot

Wax On, Woot-Off

Hey, what's more fun: lifting heavy weights or hitting the W key to make your avatar lift heavy weights while you /pizza with the other hand? Yeah, you know the answer. That's why you're looking at a computer and not a weight set. We approve, noble sedentary gamer. Not in an enabling way, though. Maybe get a few veggies on the pizza just to stay healthy IRL.

We were giving our warehouse its spring cleaning, its vernal sprucification, its annual zhuzhing - and look at this crazy gunk we scraped off the shelves! This Woot-Off promises to be full of surprises! (And now that we've said that, a complete lack of surprises would, itself, count as a "surprise". Called it.)