Do the Monster Slapdash
Bring at least 25 of these to the party and try to sell them to anyone you see, getting more and more desperate as the night goes on. Who are you? You're Sellout.Woot.
Kludge (klooj, n.): a clumsy, inelegant, improvised solution to an engineering problem. Kludge-O-Ween (klooj-oh-ween, n.): a makeshift, half-assed solution to Halloween. When it's too late to worry about finding the perfect costume, it's time to realize that ANYTHING can be a costume.