Yeah, I’m gonna get more active.
No, not outside. That would be crazy.
That’s it. I’m done carrying around all this extra weight! I’m going to shape up and lose this gut! And these chins! And these thighs! And these man-boobs! And this pack of hot dogs on the back of my head!
Jesus, I’ve really let myself go.
I can’t show up at a gym looking like this! The gym is where beautiful, fit people go to look beautiful and fit! I’m way too fat to be seen at the gym. I’ll have to use this Intec Wii Active Action Kit to get some exercise in the privacy of my own home using the very thing that got me in this condition: video games.
I figure a few months with these and I can lose 50, 70 pounds. THEN I’ll just be “gym fat” and not “unfit for the outside world” fat.
Warranty: 90 Day Limited Intec
- The lightweight, neoprene leg strap comfortably and securely holds your Wii remote during your workout routine, while the resistance band increases the intensity of your workout
- With the door attachment, you’ll instantly get more training options. Plus, you’ll always keep track of how much calories you’ve burned with the included digital pedometer
- The digital pedometer gauges distance walked or ran
In the box:
- Intec G5780 Wii Active Action Kit