Cubicle Fever: Is There Life At Your Desk?
Scanners are the 21st Century's version of Xerox machines. And you'd be amazed at the quality of butt scans they can produce.
When the days are shortest, but feel the longest... when it's dark when you leave for work and dark when you get home... when those partition walls are closing in and you just don't think you can stand another minute at your desk... that's when you've got a bad case of Cubicle Fever. It's like cabin fever, but less rustic.