Welcome back, to that same old place that you vacuumed out.
"Uh, hey, Roomba? Woot here. Yeah, yeah, we're still in business, heh. Oh, you saw the articles, huh? Yeah, a little rough. Actually, that's kind of why we're calling. What do you think about doing a guest spot? No, not hidden away in a Woot Plus event or on Home.Woot. We're talking the main event! The Woot front page!
"Imagine the excitement! Woot and Roomba, back together again! It'd be like Garfunkel getting back together with Simon, like Travolta reuniting with the Sweathogs, like Darrell reconciling with Larry and the other Darrell. For one glorious day, a nation would be young again. Your Cleaning Head suspension system and counter-rotating Bristle Brush and Beater Brush would sweep away the cynicism from our souls.
"And listen, just between you and us, we could really use the buzz. What's in it for you? Well, money. Probably lots of money. What do you say?
"Great! This is going to be so much fun! And afterwards we can go out on the town like we used to, hit some of the old spots -
"No, right. Of course. You're busy these days. We understand. And yes, yes, we'll make sure your dressing room floor is amply stocked with Pringles crumbs."