J&Ds Ultimate Bacon Lovers Gift Pack
We’re not going to waste a lot of time writing a description here,
because we know right now a few hundred thousand people are yelling HOLY CRAP BACON
and leaping for the I Want One button. And then right after they are
sure that they’re going to be getting that jar of original Bacon Salt
and five new Bacon Salt flavors (Applewood, Cheddar, Mesquite, Jalapeno
and Maple) they’ll run to their Twitter accounts to post “Baconnaise?
Bacon Mayonnaise? Oh, @woot, you know my soul.” and we’ll get a little
boost of people who weren’t here waiting on the thirty five cent
Porsche or whatever it is you guys think we used to sell back when we
were cool. So we’re not going to waste time on that. Instead, we’re
going to point on that you’ll also be getting a tube of Bacon Lip Balm,
which means your kisses will taste like pig and Jewish women will find
you dangerous yet compelling. Also we should mention that the nice
people at J&D tell us that the jar of original Bacon Salt is
kosher. Have at it!
Warranty: No Warranty For Bacon Flavored Products
Features:
- The Ultimate in bacon goodness
- For a friend, for you, or a random act of kindness
- Includes a jar of Original Bacon Salt
- 5 delicious new Bacon Salt flavors (Applewood, Cheddar, Mesquite, Jalapeno and Maple)
- Jar of Baconnaise
- Bacon Lip Balm
- Gift box
