JVC Everio HD Camcorder with 40x Optical Zoom

by Wootbot

Just Ignore Them, They’ll Slowly Go Away

Hey, Internet citizens. Grab a camera. We’re at the point where we just gotta make our own content.

We don’t want to point fingers here, but someone who rhymes with “Smallywood” keeps coming in and getting all up in our business. Like, ALLL up in our business. But you know what? There was a time when “Smallywood” wasn’t all that either. When they were just a couple people who were unemployed and had time to kill. And you know what started it all? Somebody decided to pick up a camera.

So maybe you should think about this JVC Everio HD Camcorder with 40x Optical Zoom. Maybe, instead of writing that effect-heavy screenplay that will make you about twenty bucks after all the lawyers get their cut, you could make a small film about the human condition and save it via the SDXC slot. Sure, it probably WILL go unnoticed, but how many famous first films can you name? Everybody’s gotta start somewhere, after all.

In a few months, you’ll have mastered the 40x optical zoom and the proper way to light for the Konica Minolta HD Lens. You’ll be taking advantage of the Advanced Image Stabilizer and making the up-converted 1920x1080p output look great. You’ll have made some contacts and the copyleft types will be starting to notice you. Your name will be spoken about in hushed whispers behind closed doors. Maybe you’ll even be invited to present your short film in an art gallery.

Then you’ll have a resume AND a JVC Everio HD Camcorder with 40x Optical Zoom! And you know what that means, right? It means the big boys are going to show up. They’ll offer you all kinds of cash to take the rights to your movies and guess what you’ll do? You’ll throw it back in their faces! Because who needs lots of money when there’s world changin’ to be done! Yes, sir, with a JVC Everio HD Camcorder with 40x Optical Zoom you can focus on the art instead of that once-in-a-lifetime chance to be a famous industry insider.

Because let’s face it, as it stands now they’re about six months away from releasing “Lolcatz: The Motion Picture” anyway. You might as well get there first.

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Warranty: 90 Day JVC

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

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Specifications
SDXC/SDHC/SD Card Slot: Single SDXC Card
Image Sensor: 1/5.8” 1.5MP CMOS
Lens: KONICA MINOLTA HD LENS F1.8
Zoom Ratios: Optical 40x
Dynamic 70x
Digital 200X
High Definition Recording: AVCHD Lite 1280x720
Standard Definition Recording: Yes
Video Recording Modes: AVCHD Lite (LS/LE)
AVCHD SD (SSW/SEW/SS/SE)
Video Recording Time (max): 13hr (LS)
47hr 40min (SEW/SE)
1080/60P Output: Yes (upconverted)
HDMI® Terminal: Yes
LCD Size and Resolution: 2.7” 230K-pixel
Advanced Image Stabilizer: Yes
Time-Lapse REC: Yes
Auto REC: Yes
Intelligent AUTO: Yes
Face Recognition: Face Detection
Lens Cover: Manual
2-Way Grip Belt: Yes
Eye-Fi Card Ready for Wi-Fi Connection: Yes
Bundled PC Software: Everio MediaBrowser 3
Provided Battery: BN-VG108
Dimensions with Battery: 2.06” x 2.19” x 4.69” (51x55x119mm)
Weight with Battery: 0.48 lbs (215g)

 

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