Take A Leek
The only EDC knife named after the national vegetable of Wales.
"Put the knife down. It's just a game. It's not worth getting this upset over Trivial Pursuit."
No way! Not until you admit you only got that question right because you've already read all the cards!
"I'm not going to do that. I knew that answer fair and square."
YOU DID NOT! Nobody just knows the national vegetable of Wales!
"I did. I do. And you should, too. It's got the same name as your knife. Only your Leek has an ambidextrous assisted-opening system, a modified drop-point blade of top-grade Sandvik 14C28N steel, and a sleek stainless-steel handle."
How do you know all this? How do you know more about my knife than I do? HOW DO YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?
"Sigh... next game night, we're playing Chutes & Ladders."