Kershaw Tiger Striped Tanto Blur Knife

by wootbot

Knife To See You

A good knife is an important part of being a human being. Why, what other tool does so much?

With a lovely knife (such as a Kershaw Blur Tanto Knife) you'll be able to do so many, many, many wonderful things. Do you need specifics? OKAY FINE THEN HERE THEY ARE

THIS KNIFE CAN BE USED FOR STYLE

Imagine you're on your back porch, leaning on a motorcycle, wearing a leather jacket and sunglasses. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a big-time Hollywood director steps from the bushes. He's looking for his golf ball! But he's discovered you. Only... you simply don't look dangerous enough. He sighs. He leaves. You're all alone without even an autographed golf ball to your name. But with a Kershaw Blur Tanto Knife? Hey! You've landed yourself a bit part!

THIS KNIFE CAN BE USED FOR COMMUNICATION

Picture it: you're standing by an unused railroad. Your friend is across the way, waving his hands. He's making hot dogs and wants to know if you'd like two hot dogs or three. You're suuuuper hungry, but he can't hear you due to the waterfall on your left. Your friend shrugs. Gives up. Throws the hot dogs in the river. By the time you make it back to camp, you're starving and there's nothing to eat and the cops are writing everyone tickets for polluting the river with hot dogs. But with a Kershaw Blur Tanto Knife? Tap four times on the rail with the blade! Your friend will smile and throw them dawgs on the grill! You'll be full and happy!

THIS KNIFE CAN BE USED FOR DISPLAY

"Is that a knife on your desk?" the boss asks with a wry smile. And you answer no. The boss feels dumb. He never comes back to visit you. Your career suffers. You never get promoted. Your raises are meager and nobody remembers to tell you when the company is purchased by a Korean law firm. One day you come in and your badge doesn't work. There's nowhere for you to go. And it's raining. But with a Kershaw Blur Tanto Knife? You say "Yes, boss, it sure is!" And then you share a warm smile together. A smile that opens doors.

THIS KNIFE HAS MANY USES

WE HAVE ONLY LISTED THREE

DISCOVERING THE REST IS UP TO YOU