Woot-Libs: A [half-drunk on cough syrup] Woot-Off!
You want a good knife. You want a pretty knife. You want a pretty, good knife. That's the Kershaw Vapor Knife in a nutshell. Just please, mind the comma. Poor punctuation really knocks us down a peg.
Remember that game you played as a kid (that we're not able to name directly for trademark reasons) where you'd fill in the blanks with nouns and adjectives and stuff? For this Woot-Off we're asking you, our loyal denizens, to help us write a bunch of upcoming writeups in a similar fashion. Play along here!