Talkin' 'Bout My Narcissistic Generation
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As a Millennial, I care about two things: (1) Myself, and (2) Looking cool. And if you ask me, it's about time we set aside the "ideals" and "values" or our Baby Boomer parents and let the Millennial values run the show for awhile. Imagine how cool we could be!
First off, let's replace all those lame, chunky Bose noise canceling headphones with these Klipsch M40s. They're just as functional as the Bose, with Active Noise Canceling technology and deep, crisp sound, but here's the difference: THEY'RE WAY COOLER LOOKING. Don't believe me? Check out this product image:
Look how freaking cool she is! She doesn't care about "the world" or "civic duty" or any of those old-fashioned values our parents are still yammering about. She can dampen outside sounds for 45 hours on a single battery, and won't have to hear or care about troubles in Syria or fiscal cliffs or anything like that.
The only thing she cares about is looking Syria-sly good!