Ha ha, Dad. But these Klipsch Noise Canceling Headphones do NOT make all my music disappear!
I'll have you know that the music of the fall of isn't at ALL like that music I used to listen to back in in summer. Okay, sure, maybe you did have a point about that classical accordion dubstep I was into right after 10th Grade ended, but that was a lifetime ago! Now I'm a 11th grader! We listen to reggaeton synth-pop witch house! And THAT'S what I'm listening to on these headphones right now!
Plus, I look cool, and the over-ear headset doesn't get in the way of my dancing. That's right, dancing! I don't care if it is a 19/16 time signature, that's just how kids like me are workin' it today! Haven't you ever heard of a little thing called the new Miley Cyrus album???
Anyway, I'm just glad that the active noise-cancelling is enough to keep me from hearing your old man jokes. Like, you know, THE FIRST NIRVANA ALBUM??? Aw, wait, Dad... are you crying? Aw, man, I didn't mean to make you sad. C'mon, sit down. I'll get you your Jane's Addiction t-shirt and you can use my headphones to listen to the KLF.