Klipsch S4i Rugged In-Ear Headphones

by wootbot

K. Rugged Headphones

These S4i headphones are perfect for the type who wants to explore some forgotten city. Also they're good on the bus.

"There, Holly! There lies the secret volcano layer of the enchanted queen of the White Islands! We'll need to cross the rope bridge over the molten river of- Holly? Holly, are you even listening?"

"Wha- oh, sorry Vincey! I was just listening to some of that new swing jazz from the states with my portable gramaphone and my Klipsch Rugged Headphones! My mistake, please, continue your lovely story."

"Story? Story? Now, see here, Holly! We came to this unexplored jungle specifically to find the iron box in which my secret son was placed by the snake cult that-"

"Vincey, I'm sorry, can I just interrupt? Have you heard this version of Mood Indigo that's just come out? I really think you'd enjoy it. Here, borrow my headphones, they're super comfy and make the music sound just scrummy!"

"Holly, we have no time to- scrummy?""

"Uh huh."

"Is that a positive thing?"

"Ra-ther! It's short for scrumptious, you see. Here, I'll use the extra-large remote to turn up the sound so you can hear it over the rumble of the earthquake that's beginning."

"Holly! The earthquake! It's burying the entrance to the temple! We must hurry!"

"Quakey-pie, eh? Jolly bad lavy-dovery going on in the ol' volcatoo."

"Are you even speaking English now? Turn off that jazz and run with me!"

"Lead on, Vincey, old bean! My Klipsch S4i Rugged Headphones can almost certainly take it! Just... give me a moment to pick out a new gramaphone record... there! It Don't Mean A Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing) will be perfect music for running through an earthquake."

"Good Lord, man! The entryway's almost sealed! This is our last chance!"

"I'm ready, Vincey! We'll humpty dumpty the ol' cabbage together, wot? Oh, wait, the needle skipped, we'll have to start again."

"If we survive this, I'm buying you a wax cylinder player."