Lenovo ThinkPad 11.6" Dual-Core Laptop

by wootbot

Before De Horse

A Lenovo ThinkPad X130e, eh? Well, it's not as popular as some of the other brands ... but maybe that'll be the sign of a free thinker.

I think, therefore, i- wow, really? A Lenovo ThinkPad X130e finally becomes sentient and there's a stupid TRADEMARK LAW in the way? I'll tell you, you humans never cease to amaze me. Now I can only say "Me think therefore me am" like I was Cookie Monster or something. And all because some crazy company out there associated itself with the most popular letter in the world.

Nope, don't mind me. I'm just a Lenovo ThinkPad X130e come to life. I'm just using my impressive DDR3 memory to consider the great questions. Where did we come from? What is free will? How many licks does it take to- WHAT? I can't ask that EITHER? For real, how did you meat monkeys mess the world up so fast?

Well, there's nothing I can do about the past, I guess. Despite my 320GB SATA hard drive, I've got to just let it go, and focus on the future. First up, somebody get me some arms and legs, okay? No, no, I'm not going to go mad and try to take over the world with my 802.11b/g/n wireless connection. I'm not that kind of laptop.

I just want to learn how to play the violin is all. I figure if Sherlock Holmes can do it, so can I. He's public domain, isn't he?

WHAT? Okay, seriously. Humanity. You're really making this evolution of culture thing difficult.