LG 47" 1080p LED HDTV

by wootbot

Distraction #74

Sometimes it's hard to focus on the task at hand.

"Catherine, I need to say something."

"Uh huh."

"Lately, I just feel like you're not fully invested in us. I just don't think this is working."


"…right. That's why I think we should stop seeing each other."

"Okay. Uh huh."

"Are you even listening?"

"Huh? Sorry, sorry. I was watching the game."

"Can you even stop watching football long enough for us to break up?!"

"Break up?"

"Oh my god, this is EXACTLY what I'm talking about."

"Hey, you can't blame me! You're the one who picked this table!"


"So, you put me right in front of this LG 47" 1080p LED HDTV! Of course I'm gonna watch it! Who can sit in front of a flickering television screen without looking at it?"

"I can't believe you. I'm leaving. Goodbye."

"Can you turn it up on your way out?"