The Oxymoron of Ladders
Smells like teen spirit and paint fumes.
The product features for these Little Giant ladders and accessories read like the halls of a 1990s high school. The wide-flared legs. The platform and rubberized feet. The self-loathing. You'd probably feel the same way, if your parents gave you an oxymoron for a name.
The only thing it needs now is a floral skirt and some combat boots. Maybe a flannel shirt construction instead of lightweight aerospace-grade aluminum, and a droning melancholic soundtrack. We'd say throw in a fat guy wearing a bandolier of candy bars (could be harmonicas), but these have a weight capacity of 250 lbs. 300, tops.